Thursday, June 29th 2006


Boston’s choice of footwear blasted!
posted by Mike Mennonno @ 5:44 pm in [ flip-flop sighting ]

According to Boston Works, flip-flops are not only bad for your feet, they’re career-suicide!




Friday, December 30th 2005


They’re Among Us
posted by Mike Mennonno @ 10:54 pm in [ MBTA - the third rail - flip-flop sighting ]

Last night at 10:03 I spotted this chick on the train from Harvard Square wearing flip-flops. December 30th and wearing flip-flops. People. I don’t know what to say. Should this person reproduce? There ought to be a law. You wonder what kind of positive reinforcement these people are getting, because they must be getting some from someone somewhere.

Sometimes I look at people like this and think, “they’re among us.” Maybe she just landed, or Scottie just beamed her down, or she just hatched out of her pod and she doesn’t understand that human beings with half a brain DON’T WEAR FLIP-FLOPS IN BOSTON AT THE END OF DECEMBER.